People spend hours a day on Twitter. That’s not always a good idea. Or is it?
We collected 10 of the dumbest tweets that were just great, we just couldn’t stop laughing while reading them and wanted to share with you. Enjoy:
#1 Would you rather being dead or… dead?
— Marilou (@miak2003) January 21, 2017
#2 Start dialing: 9 – 1 – 1 , but don’t forget to hit to “send” button..
.@kyrieauniece hey do you have the number for 911 I need to know jf there is ice on my road
— Josh Gralton (@gralton) February 16, 2015
#3 Some people needs a reminder. Reminder : A daughter is a girl, A son is a boy.
I want my first daughter to be a girl 👧 #dumbtweets #ImACeleb #voicesavereagan #TheVoice #MichaelFlynn #TurnerPrize #COGivesDay #16YearsOfSouthQueenTrishaism #PrideTO #200runs #2018Wrapped #26YearsOfThalapathyVijay #2Point0 #AUSvIND #DearSanta #pcbb #281AndBeyond
— DUMB TWEETS 🗯 (@DumbFight) December 5, 2018
#4 Who do you think would the police are more likely to arrest when they get there?
If I see anyone Open Carry a gun, I'm pepper spraying them immediately, taking their gun and holding him there till the police arrive.
— Jennifer (@Jennifer4130) April 3, 2015
#5 That “Shame” scene in Game of Thrones would really look different if this was the show’s writer:
Fool me one time same on you.
— Ken📶 (@kodina98) March 16, 2016
#6 Modern families are complicated.
Happy Mother (to a brother)'s Day! #Dumbtweets
— Goodbye Honolulu (@GoodbyeHonolulu) May 8, 2016
#6 Did we have elections once a year and no one told me?
— DP (@dumbpeopleposta) February 17, 2016
#7 This guy should have around 8 billion retweets by now.
"RT if you breathe air", #dumbtweets
— Roemello Monroe (@rkmforlife) April 5, 2012
#8 Nature is weird. We have to talk to someone about this next one.
— Aaron (@AaronSipes) June 28, 2014
#10 Thank god the Black Friday sales don’t give out things for free.
I'm taking 75% off for Black Friday. Meaning I'm at home in my underwear. #dumbtweets
— Gavin Crawford (@TVGavin) November 29, 2013